Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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