Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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