i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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