i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He did a backflip because drugs
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