so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I can't turn off my feet"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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