I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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