If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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