yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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