just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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