We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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