He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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