dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
