they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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