Joe is yelling at the trees again.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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