try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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