so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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