before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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