So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Edward fifth and chaser hands
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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