I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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