Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I came so hard my ears popped.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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