I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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