Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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