Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I need moral support for this bender
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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