I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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