I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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