I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I wear drunk well.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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