they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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