Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Everything about him screamed your future.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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