its not stalking. its research.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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