Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Tell her she can't have a vagina
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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