I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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