the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
this is an emotional support booty call
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
