Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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