We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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