yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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