Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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