god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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