So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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