I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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