Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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