Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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