I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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