My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
