Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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