one might say we're banned from that church
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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