I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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