Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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