And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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