Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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