Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
