Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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