TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
