HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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