She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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